Bob-Dubery
A wide piece of highway walks into bar and orders a beer.
A while later a narrow strip of pavement comes in and pushes the piece of highway off his stool and sits down in his place. The piece of highway moves down to the end of the bar and finds a new seat.
The bartender comes up and asks quietly “why did you let him push you around” and the piece of highway answers “you don’t know him like I do, he’s a cycle path”
wirt
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As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors. He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover, the whole works.
He ate, drank and slept tractors. On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an invitation to go to a tractor factory nearby and test-drive a brand new tractor.
His excitement was incredible as he told his family and friends. The great day came and he went to the factory for the test-drive.
Unfortunately something went terribly wrong with the tractor when Joe was driving it and it flipped over, trapping and breaking Joe's leg and fracturing his skull.
He was so upset and tried to sue the tractor company for negligence. But the company would have none of it and told him there was no liability
and he could get lost!
You can imagine he was very annoyed with tractors after this and vowed to shed them from his life completely and forever. All the posters came down, the toys were given away - tractors were GONE.
Many years later, Joe went into a bar for a drink. Inside, the cigarette and cigar smoke was terrible but through it he saw a beautiful girl seated at the bar on her own. Tears were streaming down
her face.
Joe asked her what was wrong and she said that the smoke was making her eyes sting and stream with tears.
With that, Joe looked around and then took a huge breath, sucking in all the smoke. He then walked outside into the car park and blew all the smoke out again. He goes back into the bar where the air is now clear and sweet and sits down next to the girl.
"That was amazing!" she said, "How did you do that?"
"No problem", said Joe, "I'm an ex-tractor fan"
Bob-Dubery
Rene Descartes is sitting in a bistro having breakfast.
The waitress asks "more coffee, Monsieur Descartes?"
Descartes says "I think not."
And then he vanished.
Chocklit_Thunda
? hahahaha Bob wins!
briang-telkomsa-net
A string goes up to the bar counter and orders a beer.
The barman says "We don't serve strings around here - go away"
On explaining to his string friend that they don't serve strings beer, his friend ties him into a knot, ruffles the end of the string a bit and sends him back to the counter.
He orders a beer again. The barman looks closely and asks "hey, aren't you a string"
The string replies "I'm a frayed knot"
Kush
? Ha ha ha ha. Terrible, just terrible!
