Chad Adam Browne wrote
As some who has worked in a retail guitar shop this is a pretty accurate representation, and an almost daily plight.
Yup. I've had most of those conversations at some point or another (some on this forum...). ? Thankfully I never encountered any one person who spouted all of them in one conversation.
My favourite is still the guy who wandered in one day, declined help, wandered around the shop for ten minutes (which had guitars filling every single wall) then uttered the classic line: "Tell me... Do you sell guitars?". ?
