Santa Claus you **** where's my ****ing bike?
LOL! Now that takes me right back to the days when I had to work for a certain organisation who was kind enough to supply me with brown clothes and boots...Kevin Bloody Wilson of course!
Say no to Boney M!!!!
It gets worse than that I'm afraid...in my part of the world Joe Dolan has resurfaced in the malls.... ?...It's you it's you it's you... And that with global warming and all, end of days indeed!
Now, my choice for festive songs would be Blackmore's Night (Ritchie Blackmore's current folky band) Christmas Album. Traditional Christmas songs, but with guitar playing like only Blackmore can.