X-rated Bob wrote
I would just like to point out at this stage that Hitler did not wear crocs.
i, however, do wear crocs. this additional fact renders, henceforth, all arguments against the wearing of crocs null and void. in other news, crocs are hereby declared inherently fashionable, with the possible exception of the winter ones with the snuggly-buggly inners, which are, let's face it, not made for venturing outside. also, don't fall asleep with these on in front of the fire. dire consequences ensue.
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