andrewjbryson
A few of us regulars got really bored yesterday and starting talking about toilet / guitar similairities :
If youre not a fan of toilet humour I suggest you close this thread.
Aged white : The colour of a toilet seat after about 10 years of use.
Single coil : The take-away's man produce - not much fibre
Double Humbucker : Going into a hotel and dropping the twins off at the pool.
Stacked Humbucker: You need lots of fibre in your diet for these puppies.
Coil Tap : Reaching in and fishing out your produce to unblock the pool.
Hot Rails: After eating Curry...
Air Norton: Spraying some Air Freshener after you stinked up the room.
Floating Bridge : A light bit spicy ornament.
Trem Nut : Not much to be proud of.
Please feel free to add your 5 cents
Like I said... we get bored...
