lindsmuse
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that
you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight
lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that
blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
vic
LOL ! Something different ?
vic
WTF ...??? ??? ???
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lindsmuse
She should be a politician - just - she got it a bit wrong :roflmao:
6x9base13
Vic wrote
WTF ...??? ??? ???
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Surely that cannot be real ???
giggsy
6x9base13 wrote
Vic wrote
WTF ...??? ??? ???
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Surely that cannot be real ???
100% legit - she even appeared in a Weezer music video paying tribute to YouTube sensations
Attila
Did she win ?
she suffers from a common aliment that plagues many of our politicians namely "foot and mouth" disease
Wizard
What exactly did South Africa and Iraq have o do with it all?
Ha ha
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aubs1
Wizard wrote
What exactly did South Africa and Iraq have o do with it all?
Ha ha
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They were the 51st and 52nd states of the US, but being one of the one-fifth, she could not specify exactly where they were ....... ?
Bob-Dubery
lindsmuse
Blondes have it covered ... world affairs, noise pollution .... we can all relax ?
Fingerpicker
Why are there no blondes in Japan?
The quest for zero defect.
vic
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Norman86
definitely some of the funnier blonde jokes ?
Im still flabbergasted by Miss Carolina.. wow.. though if you put a ball in her mouth you wouldnt have to hear her :-[
Norman86
So this blonde and a brunette are at a bar, when they notice this really attractive guy..
They also notice he has a terrible case of dandruff!
The brunette says to the blonde: "Lets pick him up and take him back to my place! We'll give him head and shoulders!"
To which the blonde, after pausing a moment, responds: "How do you give shoulders?" ?
RobbieZ
Wizard wrote
What exactly did South Africa and Iraq have o do with it all?
Ha ha
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I guess we got to be blamed for something. ? ? ? ?
lindsmuse
Blond sits in bar in Brakpan, a motorbike dude comes in and sits on her right and says to the barman,
"Johnny Walker, single".
Another dude comes in and sits on her left and says
"Jack Daniels, single",
She can’t believe her luck and says,
"Sannie Van Der Merwe, divorced".
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vic
Some blond men jokes....
A blond man shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
Why did it take the blond a whole week to wash three basement windows?
It took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
Did you hear about the blond who gave his cat a bath?
He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.
Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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Ray
Probably heard before but the three blondes walking along the beach and they find an old corked bottle. So, they pick it up and pop it and out jumps a genie and he says "I'm so happy to be freed. You all got one wish - anything!"
So, the first blonde says "I wish to be intelligent" and poof she turns into a brunette.
And the second blonde says "I wish to be intelligenter" and poof she turns into a brunette with glasses.
So, the third blode says "I wish to be intelligentist" and poof, she turns into a man.
lindsmuse
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Hard to top THAT
