Craziest Pun

DonovanB

I got this joke via a subscription to gcfl.net

Apparently, independent studies have discovered that the
Internet is an addictive agent that is just as powerful as
drugs or alcohol.

However, researchers go on to say that the Internet is
actually much more dangerous than these addictive
substances, since it is a terminal addiction.

wirt

My apologies...

aja

☹

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Sean

Love them ?

Warren

Know the difference, it could save your life.

aja

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish

aja

See if you get this one:

The bun is the highest form of wheat.

Hint: sarcasm is the lowest

chris77

aja wrote See if you get this one:

The bun is the highest form of wheat.
Hint: sarcasm is the lowest

The Pun is the highest form of wit?? :-\

wirt

So much of the groans!

http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?18654-Nate-the-Snake

Long read, but totally worth it ?

aja

Chris77 ya gottit!

My all time favourite, a Marx brothers quote:

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

6x9base13

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me !

I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me !

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

Psean

aja wrote
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

I love these two.

Norman86

wirt wrote So much of the groans!

http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?18654-Nate-the-Snake

Long read, but totally worth it ?

Long?! i once read it.. took about a half hour! What an ending though!

wirt

Norman86 wrote
wirt wrote So much of the groans!

http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?18654-Nate-the-Snake

Long read, but totally worth it ?
Long?! i once read it.. took about a half hour! What an ending though!

Worst ending best story ever! I honestly feel guilty posting it, but if people read what is posted on a pun thread they deserve all the pain and suffering they get ?

domhatch

wirt wrote So much of the groans!

http://www.thetolkienforum.com/showthread.php?18654-Nate-the-Snake

Long read, but totally worth it ?

eeeeehrmaaaaahgeeeeehrd.

DonovanB

wirt, i hate you

briang-telkomsa-net

Tall Indian and short Indian pass each other on the path.
Short Indian says "Hi"
Tall Indian says "Lo"

wirt

Donovan Banks wrote wirt, i hate you

Big-G

When asked how many marks out of ten, bob would give Anne Hathaway, he simply replied...

'Marks out of ten? I'd give her one!' ?

G!

domhatch

Big G wrote When asked how many marks out of ten, bob would give Anne Hathaway, he simply replied...

'Marks out of ten? I'd give her one!' ?

G!

i'd agree with bob. on a scale of one to shabby, she's not two.