Great update! Well worth a re-read - I'll keep on sending peeps to the thread (wherever you host it) - it's incredibly useful topic.
As expected, I'll defend Squires - Agreed, the bullet & affinity series are fairly dire in comparison to a pacifica -but classic vibe, vintage modified and the occasional squire standard are playable guitars. From what I've seen, I'd prefer a VM/CV over a MIM Standard. The CV's hold their value reasonably well for a 'squire'.
And sharkfins...I was watching the Niles Rodgers doccie Stud posted a while ago, he was using a white sharkfin! I like to keep a coupla white & red ones around for strumming/funking where my fingers are feel a bit heavy on the electric. Not much use for anything else though :-[