Province!!!!!

IceCreamMan

you okes living down there better be careful , that coach looking for replacements .... ?

vic

IceCreamMan wrote you okes living down there better be careful , that coach looking for replacements .... ?

Well ICM.....wish me well please...I've been contracted to the Blue Bulls ! (also as an emergency measure !) and am unfortunately not available for Province this month ! and to top it all I'm not the fighter I use to be

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Nitebob

Can you believe my luck?! Earlier today I was walking down the street, and saw a noticeboard with 2 blue bull season tickets stuck to it with thumbtacks....I couldn't believe my luck, I've been looking for thumbtacks.... ?

vic

Nitebob wrote Can you believe my luck?! Earlier today I was walking down the street, and saw a noticeboard with 2 blue bull season tickets stuck to it with thumbtacks....I couldn't believe my luck, I've been looking for thumbtacks.... ?

shaundtsl

Nitebob wrote Can you believe my luck?! Earlier today I was walking down the street, and saw a noticeboard with 2 blue bull season tickets stuck to it with thumbtacks....I couldn't believe my luck, I've been looking for thumbtacks.... ?

:roflmao:

vic

A rugby referee died and went to heaven. Stopped by St Peter at the gates he was told that only brave people who had performed heroic deeds and had the courage of their convictions could enter. If the ref could describe a situation in his life where he had shown these characteristics, he would be allowed in.
“Well,” said the ref, “I was reffing a game between the Blue Bulls and Province at Loftus Versveld. The Bulls were 2 points ahead, 1 minute to go. The WP wing made a break, passed inside to his lock. The lock was driven on by his forwards, passed out to the flanker who ducked blind and went over in the corner. However, the flanker dropped the ball before he could ground it, and as WP were clearly the better side all game, I ruled that he had dropped the ball down, not forward, and awarded the try.”
“OK, that was fairly brave of you, but I will have to check it in the book.” says Peter, and disappears to look it up. When he comes back he says “Sorry, there is no record of this. Can you help me to trace it? When did all this happen?”
The ref looked at his watch and replied “45 seconds ago.”

The Fire brigade phones Allister Coetzee in the early hours of Sunday morning.
"Mr Coetzee, Newlands is on fire!"
"The cups man! Save the cups!" cries Allister.
"Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

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