Your Signature Model?

Sebber

Inspired by a thread on another forum (hat tip: Mr Boston). If, in an alternate reality/universe perhaps, any guitar manufacturer approached you to build you a signature model all of your very own, would what it be? What manufacturer, model and specs would you go for? If you'd go for an original design (i.e. not a Strat, Tele, Les Paul, RG Series, etc...) and you want to share images of that that here, please feel free.

Sebber

The Fender Voodoo Sebber Signature Stratocaster would be faithful reproductions of my beloved Voodoo Strats, pictured here:

I'm on the hunt for an olympic white one with a maple fretboard at the moment which will have its stock 3-ply white-black-white pickguard replaced with a tortoise shell pickguard, pickup covers, control knobs and pickup selector tip will stay white.

Specs would be:

1. Colour options: 3-Tone Sunburst (as pictured); Black (as pictured); Olympic White (as described above) and Daphne Blue with single-ply white pickguard.
2. '60s-style C shaped maple neck with maple and rosewood slab fretboard options (black and clay standard dot markers respectively, no skunk stripe, body-end truss rod adjustment). 9.5" to 12" composite radius. 21 jumbo frets.
3. Reverse '68 style headstock, gold CBS-style Fender logo. Vintage Kluson-style split-post tuners. Graph Tech Tusq nut. Vintage T-style string tree for E and A strings.
4. Pickups: Seymour Duncan Alnico II Pro Staggered APS-1 in neck and middle positions, Seymour Duncan Custom Staggered SSL-5 in the bridge position. Bridge pickup reverse angled.
5. Wiring: bridge pickup wired to the middle pickup's "no-load", notched, tone control.
6. Super Vee BladeRunner 4-screw tremolo system.