Nitebob Koos is an olympic wrestler and has his gold medal match against a russian. After a heavy challenge, the Russian has him in a hold he cannot get out of. AS Koos tries to figure out how to get out of the Russians grip, he opens his eyes and sees a pair of nuts dangling in front of his face. He makes up his mind that he will try his best to win no matter what. He stretches...and stretches...and stretches...until they are just within his reach, and chomp down hard. Within seconds he is out from under the Russian and pins him down. At his gold medal interview they asked him how he got out from the russians grip. His reply was: "Do you realise how strong you become when you bite your own nuts?"
IceCreamMan “If I never accomplish anything in this life, at least I can say Lance Amstrong and I are tied for Tour de France titles”
Psean IceCreamMan wrote “If I never accomplish anything in this life, at least I can say Lance Amstrong and I are tied for Tour de France titles” :roflmao:
arjunmenon IceCreamMan wrote “If I never accomplish anything in this life, at least I can say Lance Amstrong and I are tied for Tour de France titles” Ha ha ? Classic
