Norman86 http://www.autoblog.com/2012/04/18/dominos-pizza-safe-sound-scooter-is-the-funniest-thing-on-two-w/ = We've seen plenty of discussion on the merits of pedestrian warning systems for hybrid and all-electric vehicles. From synthesized engine sounds to the noise of George Jetson's flying car, automakers and the aftermarket industry have worked to come up with a way to keep people aware of a vehicle's presence. Now it looks as if Domino's Pizza is having some fun with a safe sound system for the company's electric delivery scooters in the Netherlands. Using a human voice to replicate the sound of a small-displacement gasoline engine, the scooter is both hilarious and safe. It also makes for good advertising, though we'd hate to be the guy behind the handlebars after a few hours on the job. Between synthesized revs, the "engine" exclaims "Domino's!" and "Pizza!" in what can only be described as the perfect Netherlands accent. Scroll down for a quick chuckle.
Norman86 A teacher is discussing marriage in class. Teacher: Johnny, what kind of wife would you like? Johnny: Id like a wife like the moon! Teacher: Wow! What a choice! You'd like a wife thats beautiful and calm?! Johnny: No miss, i want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning!
Bob-Dubery I was at the public swimming pools last weekend and decided to take a sneaky pee at the deep end. The lifeguard must have seen me, because he blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in the pool.
Nitebob Was sitting behind my desk when I heard a crash. Looking out the window, I saw a accident. I ran closer only to see it was a motorcycle accident. I told everybody to get out of my way. "Are you a doctor?" One guy asked...I said "No!...but that's my pizza!"
Squonk Don't think my wife likes me very much. When I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. A man goes into Boots and says: ‘Have you got Viagra?’ ‘Do you have a prescription?’ asks the chemist. ‘No,’ he replies, ‘but I’ve got a photograph of the wife . . .’ The Council in Blackpool have given the homeless bus passes. How will they know where to get off? A guy goes into B&Q and says: ‘I’d like some nails, please.’ ‘How long would you like them?’ ‘I want to keep them.’ Some Frank Carson One Liners
deefstes Norman86 wrote I like how you blacked out all the bookmarks to your porn websites ? ? That Dominoes Pizza delivery bike is epic! :roflmao:
MikeM deefstes wroteI like how you blacked out all the bookmarks to your porn websites ? ? I would've guessed they were just personal things. We always assume from experience ?
deefstes MikeM wrote deefstes wroteI like how you blacked out all the bookmarks to your porn websites ? ? I would've guessed they were just personal things. We always assume from experience ? Touché :roflmao: I can make out at least one icon which is for GuitarForum and we all know how dodgy that site is...
Nitebob Touché :roflmao: I can make out at least one icon which is for GuitarForum and we all know how dodgy that site is... [/quote] :roflmao: :applause:
