Vampires!

aja

Seriously, people are losing their minds... All these vampire movies are messing with people's heads it seems.

When the Jaws movie came out, people didn't run into shark infested waters with smiles on their faces desperately hoping to get bitten, did they?

I am a 27 year old male with a very real and very long-lived interest in vampires. I have for as long as I can remember wanted to meet, and/or become a vampire. It seems to me that vampires must exist in some sense because there has been far too much written or told about them through the centuries for them not to. I am intrigued with the concept of immortality and the lifestyle of vampires. If there is anyone who is a vampire, simply has information about them, or is as fascinated about them as I am, please contact me. I’m looking to form a group of like minded individuals.

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Manumanu

Haa, these champions of marketing that are badly fu**ed novelists. ?

Initially, Nosferatu was an old bald stunted gollum-like ; then it became a mixture between old/young with Gary Oldman, then a lover with Brad Pitt. And now teenagers gleaming in the sunlight - sooo girly !

fjcdt

it might be stupid but think of all the gear you could fund if you'd wriiten some crappy vampire story.
Now that makes me sad.
The proverbial 'boogie' man has gone from horror to hero....
The gliietering ones are the worst, the next jaws movie will probably have a vegitarian shark, it seems to suit the trend.
Or Freddy Kruger will star as the sandman in 'Sweet dreams on Elm street'
Lunacy I tell you lunacy.

Squonk

Bella Lugosi - now he was a serious Dracula

singemonkey

It seems to me that vampires must exist in some sense because there has been far too much written or told about them through the centuries for them not to.

Haha. Logic FAIL. Ya know what buddy? A billion Chinese people can, and demonstratively have been at times, wrong.

Mind you, it's a bit alarming how popular this logical fallacy actually is if you watch out for it.

IceCreamMan

Kate Beckinsdale in the lil toight leather outfit makes me believe they exist ....actually she could make me believe in anything

Squonk

IceCreamMan wrote Kate Beckinsdale in the lil toight leather outfit makes me believe they exist ....actually she could make me believe in anything

Reinhard

My favourite vampire quote from John Carpenter's Vampires:

Jack Crow: You ever seen a vampire?

Father Adam Guiteau: No I haven't.

Jack Crow: No? Well first of all, they're not romantic. It's not like they're a bunch of f***n' f*gs hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, alright? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work, and garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you f***g over and take a walk up your estrada chocolata while he is suckin' the blood outta your neck.

Manumanu

IceCreamMan wrote Kate Beckinsdale in the lil toight leather outfit makes me believe they exist ....actually she could make me believe in anything

Those movies sodomize the vampire myth (I won't even talk about 30 days of night or twilight) but... 300% Agreed !

vic

aja wrote Seriously, people are losing their minds... All these vampire movies are messing with people's heads it seems.

When the Jaws movie came out, people didn't run into shark infested waters with smiles on their faces desperately hoping to get bitten, did they?

I am a 27 year old male with a very real and very long-lived interest in vampires. I have for as long as I can remember wanted to meet, and/or become a vampire. It seems to me that vampires must exist in some sense because there has been far too much written or told about them through the centuries for them not to. I am intrigued with the concept of immortality and the lifestyle of vampires. If there is anyone who is a vampire, simply has information about them, or is as fascinated about them as I am, please contact me. I’m looking to form a group of like minded individuals.
http://johannesburg.gumtree.co.za/c-Community-activities-hobbies-Are-you-fascinated-about-Vampires-W0QQAdIdZ353706930

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He's also looking for a (night) job and a running partner.....any offers ? :? :-\
http://johannesburg.gumtree.co.za/c-Jobs-part-time-evening-weekend-Part-Time-Work-W0QQAdIdZ354492417
http://johannesburg.gumtree.co.za/c-Community-sports-sports-partners-Running-Partner-W0QQAdIdZ345343692

flatfourfan

lmao..........you bunch of bloody stalkers............

so who's gonna reply?

vic

flatfourfan wrote lmao..........you bunch of bloody stalkers............

so who's gonna reply?

You' re quite close FFF....at least as a running partner ...LOL !

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flatfourfan

Vic wrote
flatfourfan wrote lmao..........you bunch of bloody stalkers............

so who's gonna reply?
You' re quite close FFF....at least as a running partner ...LOL !

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Screw that, I'll document a psycho coming to my house to beat me up for R300 or even document a sister being left at my house as a deposit for an electric guitar, but this is just crossing the line.........lol.

giggsy

flatfourfan wrote
Vic wrote
flatfourfan wrote lmao..........you bunch of bloody stalkers............

so who's gonna reply?
You' re quite close FFF....at least as a running partner ...LOL !

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Screw that, I'll document a psycho coming to my house to beat me up for R300 or even document a sister being left at my house as a deposit for an electric guitar, but this is just crossing the line.........lol.

Heard the sister story, but not the R300 psycho one???

flatfourfan

Giggsy wrote
Heard the sister story, but not the R300 psycho one???

lol, it happened today actually..........have a look on my bitch thread on the guitar thread...........about rude buyers. Was mildly scary..........lol.

deefstes

Malkav

Vampires are totally real! As you can see below, the picture on the right is from 1870 and the picture on the left is Nicholas Cage - Obviously he must be a vampire, how else would you explain this? ?

evolucian

^ Drugs, alcohol and a trailer that was suddenly vacant. Judging by the date... perhaps ether or opium were to blame.