Nitebob Two cannibals are sitting eaating when the one says to the other: "You know, I hate my mother in law" Th other one says: "Okay, just eat your chips then"
DonovanB Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny. maybe now is the time to tell the driest joke I ever heard... I don't like Lollipop men, They make me cross.... ?
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IceCreamMan i entered a blindfolded masturbation competition last night , i have no idea where i came
Nitebob It has been scientifically proven, that being woken up with surprise sex has the effect of lowering stress levels....except if you're in jail...
vic Another dry one.... Murphy lay in hospital covered in bandages head to foot - with just two little slits for his eyes. 'What happened to you?' asked Cassidy. 'I staggered out of the pub and a lorry hit me a glancing blow and knocked me through a plate glass window.' 'Begod,' said Cassidy. 'It's a good job you were wearing those bandages or you'd have been cut to ribbons!'
vic Did you hear how Ireland solved their unemployment problem? You don't leave school till ure 65... ! :?
costafonix Vic wrote Did you hear Ireland's solved their unemployment problem? You don,t leave school till ure 65... :? :roflmao:
AlanRatcliffe Vic wrote You don,t leave school till ure 65... Not long to go then. He's 58 now.... He's also Scottish, not Irish.
vic Alan Ratcliffe wrote Vic wrote You don,t leave school till ure 65... Not long to go then. He's 58 now.... He's also Scottish, not Irish. That comes from using SMS "dialect" ?
