deefstes wrote
There's an average of 400 squares on a roll of toilet paper. If you use the toilet once per day and use three squares every time, one for the upstroke, one for the downstroke and one for the polish, a roll should last you close on 4 and a half months.
deefstes, you never did serve in the military, did you? you only need one square per visit. ?
anyone else who did not serve in the military, and requires an explanation of the particulars of how to get away with only one square per visit, feel free to pm me. i'd very much like to stay on this forum and firmly believe a public explanation would result in, at the very least, a stern warning.