Jack Flash Jr wrote
EZ, X-Rated Bob and Singemonkey walk into a bar and each order a beer. By some unhappy coincidence, all three have flies in them.
EZ shrugs and says "F&%k it." He downs the beer, fly and all.
X-Rated Bob, revolted, makes a fuss and orders the barman to take it away and bring him a new one.
Singemonkey picks up the fly by its two little wings. He glares at it and says, "Spit it out you little f*%er."
'By some unhappy coincidence, all three have flies in them.'? surely you mean 'Sneakily, Averatu snuck a sneaky fly into each of them.'
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