Maybe the world SHOULD end

majestikc

I just heard this ??? ? ☹ ???

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majestikc

Here's my prediction of how music will sound in 15yrs time:

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Averatu

Jip.

vic

Must admit I like the sine wave test better...at least I can whistle it 8)

Manfred-Klose

its fine, let them kill pop music themself.
lol not even her fans like that song.

Hammeron

Sheesh....just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water....
thank God for Soulfly.

majestikc

Manfred Klose wrote: its fine, let them kill pop music themself.
lol not even her fans like that song.

I'm struggling to find any way of classifying this in the traditional, dictionary definition of the word "MUSIC", i.e: "The art of arranging sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evocative composition, as through melody, harmony, rhythm and timbre"

This has none of those. It's like listening to car alarms.

Bob-Dubery

majestikc wrote: I'm struggling to find any way of classifying this in the traditional, dictionary definition of the word "MUSIC", i.e: "The art of arranging sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evocative composition, as through melody, harmony, rhythm and timbre"

This has none of those. It's like listening to car alarms.

Bah! You're sounding like my grandparents. "Those Rolling Stones, long-haired sissies, that isn't music! Where's the skill in what they do?" etc etc etc.

A friend of mine had a Scottish granny who would have fitted in well to a Giles cartoon. Every time said friend put on one of his treasured Jethro Tull albums she said say "Nae toon! Nae melody! Nae bugger all!"

Jack-Flash-Jr

Haaaaaaa. I actually like it, it's funny and more original than her other stuff I've vaguely heard on the radio. Honestly not trying to be contrary.

Lyrics are a hoot:

Uh, yo, yo, I get it cracking like a bad back
Bitch talkin she the queen when she looking like a lab rat
I'm Angelina, you Jennifer, c'mon bitch you see where Brad at?

Ice my wrist-es then I piss on bitches
You could suck my diznick, if you taking shizzes
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is givin this some business

Cuz I pull up and I'm stuntin but I ain't a stuntman
Yes I'm rockin Jordans but I ain't a jumpman
Bitches play the back cuz they know I'm the frontman
Put me on a dollar cuz I'm who they trust in

Ey yo SB, what the fuck's good?
We ship platinum, them bitches is shippin wood
Them nappy headed hoes, but my kitchen good
I wish I wish I wish I wish a bitch woooooouuuulllldddd

You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, yeah you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho you a you a stupid ho
You stupid stupid, you a stupid ho
You a you a stupid ho, you stupid stupid

Look Bubbles, go back to ya habitat
MJ gone and I ain't havin that
How you gonna be the stunt double to the nigga monkey?
Top of that I'm in the Phanton lookin hella chunky
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/n/nicki_minaj/stupid_hoe.html ]
Ice my wrist-es then I piss on bitches
You could suck my diznick, if you takeing shizzes
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is givin this some business

Cuz I pull up in the Porshe but it ain't a Rossi
Pretty bitches only could get in my posse
Yes my name is Roman, last name is Zolanski
But no relation to Roman Polanski

Hey, yo Baby Bop, fuck you and your EP
Who's gassing this ho? BP?

Hmm... *thinks*, 1, 2, 3, do the Nicki Minaj blink
Cuz these hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty
These bitches is my sons
And I don't want custody
Hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty
These bitches is my sons
And I don't want custody

You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho, yeah you a you a stupid ho
You a stupid ho you a you a stupid ho
You stupid stupid, you a stupid ho
You a you a stupid ho, you stupid stupid

If you cute, then the cuckoro
If you sexy, eat my cuckora
Put ya cape on, you a super ho,
Twenty twelve, I'm at the super bowl

Stupid hoes is my enemy
Stupid hoes is so wack
Stupid ho shoulda befriended me
Then she could've prolly came back
Stupid hoes is my enemy
Stupid hoes is so wack
Stupid ho shoulda befriended me
Then she could've prolly came back

You a stupid ho, you a stupid ho, you a stupid ho
And I ain't hit that note, but fuck you stupid ho fuck you stupid ho
I said fuck a stupid ho and fuck a stupid ho
I said fuck a stupid ho and fuck a stupid ho

I am the female Weezy

Edit: if you read this far ? I liked Soulfly too but couldn't get past Primitive, first album rocked for me.

raithza

Hmm, so this is what metal sounds like to people that haven't been listening to it for years...in fact I bet you could do a kick ass metal version of this song...

majestikc

RuanR wrote: Hmm, so this is what metal sounds like to people that haven't been listening to it for years...in fact I bet you could do a kick ass metal version of this song...

Touché, but you at least have to give some credit to metal guys for having some skill.

As far as using Jethro Tull as an example for describing music, well then I agree with the old granny (she obviously had good taste).

All those old bands the parents hated, such as Elvis and the Stones etc, where still 100% describable as music, they all had some form of rhythm, harmony and melody.

As long as it stays on Youtube as a joke that people hate then it's all good, can you imagine your neighbours having a party blasting this all night until 1am. ???

Averatu

X-rated Bob wrote:
majestikc wrote: I'm struggling to find any way of classifying this in the traditional, dictionary definition of the word "MUSIC", i.e: "The art of arranging sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evocative composition, as through melody, harmony, rhythm and timbre"

This has none of those. It's like listening to car alarms.
Bah! You're sounding like my grandparents. "Those Rolling Stones, long-haired sissies, that isn't music! Where's the skill in what they do?" etc etc etc.

A friend of mine had a Scottish granny who would have fitted in well to a Giles cartoon. Every time said friend put on one of his treasured Jethro Tull albums she said say "Nae toon! Nae melody! Nae bugger all!"

"Chill out gran dad, these cats just want to get grooving, dont be such a buzz kill!!" is what Tommy Saxondale would say.
Its still CRAP.

IceCreamMan

Well, it seems science agrees

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/song-lyrics-really-are-getting-simpler-and-more-repetitive-study-finds/