deefstes wrote
I was once in a karaoke bar
It all was really bizarre
There was one guy who came
And, though his rhyming was lame
He had a gun in stead of a guitar
the bar offered a few home-grown acts
i brought a gun to the place it's a fact
then this guy got up on stage
and rendered my .45 gauge
useless with the wielding of his awesome new axe
we can go on all day, but so far i think you're in the lead... 8)