What's Wrong with Justin Bieber?

NorioDS · 2011-12-06T22:01:12+00:00

I've never heard any of his music (or maybe I have and I didn't know it) and the only reason I know he exists is because of how many people diss him. To be...

What's Wrong with Justin Bieber?

Bob-Dubery

Wizard wrote:
X-rated Bob wrote: He also has yet to marry his cousin, bite off a chicken's head, burn a guitar, knock back a bottle of Jack before going on stage, throw TV sets out of windows or drive a Rolls Royce into a swimming pool.
[hijack]
Alice Cooper says he never bit any chicken's head off.
But the press reported that he did.
And it created good publicity.
So he shut up and let the myth grow
[/hijack]

Some myth! I thought it was Ozzy Osbourne.

Oh well. A myth is as good as a mile.

Ray

I dont think there's too much wrong with the guy. OK, in company as we find ourselves in here, maybe. Becasue this is a hard school where the okes do gym and take supplements for their muscles and cage fighting and pushups and all. And scary tattoos as well. So here he wont be dug because this is only tuff 'n hard rockers. For me his music isnt what I dig but hell I may be wrong because someone's buying it. But it doesnt give me such a pain but maybe because I'm the more sensitive type and there's some hard acts to follow here to get rock'n rolla like.

deefstes

Ray wrote:...Becasue this is a hard school where the okes do gym and take supplements for their muscles and cage fighting and pushups and all. And scary tattoos as well. So here he wont be dug because this is only tuff 'n hard rockers.

I'm not sure I really follow your argument. I certainly don't think JB's lack of muscles and tattoos is what makes him so silly. There are some brilliant rockers who are venerated in these fora who also don't really have toned torsos and tattoos - Bono, Mick Jagger etc. There are also the faux rockers like Nickelback who do have the muscly arms and tattoos and who don't seem to go down as particularly popular around here.

Ray

I'm not arguing. No argument whatsoever. Just saying is all.

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OK, in company as we find ourselves in here, maybe. Becasue this is a hard school where the okes do gym and take supplements for their muscles and cage fighting and pushups and all. And scary tattoos as well.

Haha, I'm trying to cut back on all that stuff, okay... it scares the kids.

Ray the reason I don't like Bieber is because I saw a music video he did with a rapper and he was acting like he invented hardcore, had known the rapper for, well his whole life I guess, and breaking hearts of women that looked perhaps a bit too mature for him and all this at the tender age of...I don't know, 14? Just a tad over the top, and not in a good way like biting the head off a chicken.

IceCreamMan

X-rated Bob wrote:
Wizard wrote:
X-rated Bob wrote: He also has yet to marry his cousin, bite off a chicken's head, burn a guitar, knock back a bottle of Jack before going on stage, throw TV sets out of windows or drive a Rolls Royce into a swimming pool.
[hijack]
Alice Cooper says he never bit any chicken's head off.
But the press reported that he did.
And it created good publicity.
So he shut up and let the myth grow
[/hijack]
Some myth! I thought it was Ozzy Osbourne.

Oh well. A myth is as good as a mile.

Ozzy = Bat

Alice = Chicken

singemonkey

IceCreamMan wrote:
X-rated Bob wrote:
Wizard wrote:
X-rated Bob wrote: He also has yet to marry his cousin, bite off a chicken's head, burn a guitar, knock back a bottle of Jack before going on stage, throw TV sets out of windows or drive a Rolls Royce into a swimming pool.
[hijack]
Alice Cooper says he never bit any chicken's head off.
But the press reported that he did.
And it created good publicity.
So he shut up and let the myth grow
[/hijack]
Some myth! I thought it was Ozzy Osbourne.

Oh well. A myth is as good as a mile.

Ozzy = Bat

Alice = Chicken

Thank you. Know your R 'n Roll history, people.

Jack-Flash-Jr

Funny, no-one seems to have a problem taking a bite out of a cooked chicken.

For cooked chicken read Justin Bieber

Chabenda

arjunmenon

Teen heartthrob or not...stuff like this should be punishable by death..after being high-5'd...in the face...with a chair

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/23/article-2090620-1167D0D4000005DC-857_468x547.jpg

After this one..he should qualify to marry his cousin..and go up on the wall of every redneck, right next to Billy Ray Cyrus

If Tupac Shakur were alive...

And the timeless i-just-shit-my-pants look

The return of the i-just-shit-my-pants look - the Lamborghini edition

And no..this isn't a Friday funny

wirt

Man, if I had a Lamborghini I wouldn't care what I looked like either ?

chris77

The little fella was photographed smoking weed at a party recently. Must be some pretty strong herbs he's dealer is getting him if it makes him think dressing like that is on..... ? Seriously, you have either be drugged out of your freaking mind or a financially independant attention whore to pull off his look. Fortunately for him, he's both.

Man, why does this little shit bother me so much???

deefstes

Well, if these rumours about Justin Bieber smoking pot is true, he'd finally have something in common with a musician.

selbydoodl

What's Wrong with Justin Bieber? HE BREATHS! ! !

chris77

deefstes wrote: Well, if these rumours about Justin Bieber smoking pot is true, he'd finally have something in common with a musician.

? Lets not forget he also plays the drums. And Piano. And Guitar. And apparently, although this has not been confirmed yet, can also sing.

Here's a link to the Biebster smoking some mighty suspicious looking ciggies...
http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/04/justin-bieber-marijuana-pot-blunt-smoking-picture-photo/

arjunmenon

Bob-Dubery

chris77 wrote: The little fella was photographed smoking weed at a party recently. Must be some pretty strong herbs he's dealer is getting him if it makes him think dressing like that is on..... ? Seriously, you have either be drugged out of your freaking mind or a financially independant attention whore to pull off his look. Fortunately for him, he's both.

Man, why does this little shit bother me so much???

Are you for real? The history of popular music is littered with people that had dodgy dress sense, or wore whatever their management/image team told them to wear.

I don't understand the bile that is served up in Bieber's direction. I don't much care for his music, but nothing he does diminishes the pleasure I get from the music I do enjoy, and he doesn't, as far as I can see, pose any particular threat to civilisation. Indeed I give him points for contributing to a charity that provides support for persecuted LBGT kids.

deefstes

X-rated Bob wrote:I don't understand the bile that is served up in Bieber's direction.

We all have our artists whom we love to hate. For some it is Bono, for some it is ABBA, for some it is Bryan Adams. I particularly dislike Justin Bieber and I enjoy taking part from time to time in some Bieber bashing. Nothing particularly unique about that. If this was not a guitar forum but a TV show forum you might have seen me joining in on some Jerry Springer bashing or if it was a 4x4 forum you might have seen me joining in on some Landrover bashing. All just good fun.

epictring

While you can argue its not directly his fault. There was a top twitter trend this or last week something along the lines of "#cutforbieber" where kids started cutting themselves for him and posted the pictures (which I will not post, 18+) online.

This was apparently because he was caught smoking marijuana or something. Thats fine and dandy, but if your main audience is 6 year old girls (like my little sister). I feel you have a responsibility since you're their role model. I mean, Justin isn't even an adult yet, what is he going to display in 5 years?

I understand he is not the first artists/celeb to follow this path, but it just angers me how they do this and then stage an act of charity the next day.

chris77

X-rated Bob wrote:
chris77 wrote: The little fella was photographed smoking weed at a party recently. Must be some pretty strong herbs he's dealer is getting him if it makes him think dressing like that is on..... ? Seriously, you have either be drugged out of your freaking mind or a financially independant attention whore to pull off his look. Fortunately for him, he's both.

Man, why does this little shit bother me so much???
Are you for real? The history of popular music is littered with people that had dodgy dress sense, or wore whatever their management/image team told them to wear.

I don't understand the bile that is served up in Bieber's direction. I don't much care for his music, but nothing he does diminishes the pleasure I get from the music I do enjoy, and he doesn't, as far as I can see, pose any particular threat to civilisation. Indeed I give him points for contributing to a charity that provides support for persecuted LBGT kids.

Yes Bob, history is littered with them. And they looked as foolish then as Bieber does now. Vai's spandex, MC hammers pajama pants, Madonna's springy bra thing outfit and Kiss with their silly make-up to name but a few.
To be honest with you, I don't know why he gets under my skin either. But he does. In a big way. It's petty and childish and I know it, but there it is. I hate Bieber.