vic Death once had a "near Bakkies Botha" experience Bakkies Botha is so sterk, hy kan 'n bladsy uit facebook uit skeur Bakkies Botha bel nie die verkeerde nommer nie, jy antwoord die verkeerde foon Bakkies Botha has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life. Bakkies Botha can strangle you with a cordless phone. Bakkies Botha can slam a revolving door Bakkies Botha doesn’t need a GPS. Bakkies Botha decides where he is The sheep on Bakkies Botha’ farm are the ones that give us steel wool Bakkies Botha will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him Bakkies Botha can speak Braille When Bakkies Botha throws a boomerang it doesn’t dare come back Bakkies Botha does not fart, nothing escapes Bakkies Botha Some kids pee their name in snow. Bakkies Botha pees his name in concrete Bakkies Botha can tweet from a pay phone Toe Alexander Graham Bell die foon ontwerp het, was daar reeds 3 missed calls van Bakkies Botha af The Vredefort dome was not created by a meteorite, Bakkies Botha decided to put his foot down Die enigste tyd wat Bakkies rustig raak is as Riaan die nuus lees om 7 Wanneer Bakkies melk op sy rice crispies gooi, bly hulle tjoep stil Die eerste ding wat Bakkies doen wanneer hy by die see aankom, is om twee lengtes te swem ?
Jacquesg4j Bakkies Botha can BBM from a Nokia! Bakkies Botha's Toyota Hilux changes gears by itself... NOT because it's automatic, but because the gear-knob fears the touch down from Bakkies! Bakkies Botha can fly ... True Story! Bakkies Botha does not cry... Even when he is crying! Bakkies doesn't listen to music... A Gregorian choir follows him wherever he goes
Wizard vic wrote Alan consults Bakkies Botha...about everything ? Ok ... game's up. Everything was believable ... until now ... now I've realized this is just a hoax. I feel so stupid.
vic domhatch wrote yeah. not cool. Ag you know, just relax...this thing started amongst his team mates (Jaco Pretorius, blue bull centre, even joked about it on the News tonight). So no harm meant and no harm done. http://www.jacarandafm.com/kagiso/content/en/jacaranda/jacaranda-blogs-martin-bester-drive?oid=1369228&sn=Detail&pid=6183&Bakkies-Botha-is-the-new-Chuck-Norris
StephenG I gotta say - as unfortunate as Bakkies world cup ending injury maybe - it just goes to show - you dont muck with the Chuck .. !!
Tokai-SA I don't know why he flew home today, he should have waited till Sunday evening and flown home with the rest of the team. ? ? Ducking for cover ?
vic Tokai SA wrote I don't know why he flew home today, he should have waited till Sunday evening and flown home with the rest of the team. ? ? Ducking for cover ? ? grrrr....let's hope you wrong TokaiSA.
strataxe Tokai SA wrote I don't know why he flew home today, he should have waited till Sunday evening and flown home with the rest of the team. ? ? Ducking for cover ? Bakkies Botha didn't come home. The world cup[ moved away from him. ?
Neon-Gecko strataxe wrote Tokai SA wrote I don't know why he flew home today, he should have waited till Sunday evening and flown home with the rest of the team. ? ? Ducking for cover ? Bakkies Botha didn't come home. The world cup[ moved away from him. ? :roflmao:
Jack-Flash-Jr strataxe wrote Tokai SA wrote I don't know why he flew home today, he should have waited till Sunday evening and flown home with the rest of the team. ? ? Ducking for cover ? Bakkies Botha didn't come home. The world cup[ moved away from him. ? That, my friend, is the SPIRIT!
domhatch Bakkies Botha did not accidentally land awkwardly and injure his Achilles' tendon. The Earth was afraid of the impending impact and moved out of the way. ?