Chad Adam Browne wrote
Which famous guitarist used to work as a Brick Layer before becoming a teacher?
Satriani wasn't it? And Mick Ronson (Bowie's one-time guitarist). Sting was a teacher too.
Which famous guitarist has recently gotten an obsession with speckling dry wall?
Bumblefoot. That was last year though, when he built his studio.
Which famous guitarist once said "practice this so you can be ambipicksterous" on an instructional DVD?
John Petrucci.
Which famous guitarist enjoyed being spanked with a hair brush as a part of foreplay?
Steve Vai. As Immortalised in the Zappa song
Stevies Spanking. You didn't mention the device or the banana.
Got anything difficult? ?