Malkav Found this site on another forum, thought it was kinda funny, figured other people may enjoy it. http://guitarsquid.com/Latest/if-gear-came-with-warning-labels.html http://guitarsquid.com/Latest/if-gear-came-with-warning-labels-volume-ii.html http://www.guitarsquid.com/Latest/if-gear-came-with-warning-labels-volume-3.html Some personal favourites:
Jack-Flash-Jr My personal favourite: Used to be in the old days the bassist got 'em all ? Edit: This too... pounding makes those pesky guitarists turn up as well ?
BMU LOL 126 dB snare, no kidding there. The whammy warning should be on the trust rod cover: "Put away that Alan key, you have no idea ..." etc.