Keepin' it light 'n cheesy:
For EZ and Renesongs:
A Strat walks into a bar, orders a beer and takes a stool next to a hot-looking Les Paul Goldtop, who's sipping an umbrella drink. The Strat leers at the Les Paul for several minutes and then says, "Hey, that's some set of humbuckers you got on you, darlin'."
The Goldtop barely glances sideways:
"You're not getting any feedback from me with a cheap pickup line like that!"
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