Chad Adam Browne wrote:
Keira WitherKay wrote:
"if at first you don't succeed.......................... lower your standards" ?
Just never let them get to the point where a pulse becomes optional ?
??? Lowering standards only gets you so far...
Thats when you have to put at least 3 or 4 bags over her head... and possibly 2 over yours too! just in case hers break!
then you need to take into consideration you wouldnt wanna kiss her... who would? her teeth are probably so skew she could eat slap tjips through a tennis racket with ease!
hairy backs come into play too... and before you know it, the chick looks like she was an extra in Deliverence or Wrong turn ?
Pulses are not optional! ? lol!