Nipple trees.

Tonedef

Last night in a recurring fever dream I planted 500 of them in the back yard. The flowers are almost exactly not unlike rubber baby bottle teats; they make the best plectrums ever if you press them in the yellow pages. If anybody is interested in this glorious bounty to improve your tone, lemme know, kay?

Bob-Dubery

Reminds me of an old American tune (well.... older than me)
"I had a dream last night
It turned me ghostly white
I dreamed that hens and roosters grew on trees
I dreamed I owned a great big ranch
And on every hen tree branch
The eggs was just as thick as bumblebees.
I sat down in the yard
And shook one tree right hard
And about one hundred fowls come tumbling down
Just as soon as they had died
I had them quickly fried
With the gravy oozing out all nice and brown

It was under the chicken tree
Under that big fricasee
Eggs was dropping from every blossom
I lost all my taste for the meat they call possum"

etc

"Under the Chicken Tree". I don't know who did the original. It's early 20th century. The version I know is by Geoff Muldaur and the Texas Sheiks.

DaFiz

Maybe I could chew on one while um jammin'... :-\

chris77

Ha! ? Good thing you don't play flute hey. Heaven knows what your subconcious would have come up with then.....

Tonedef

Lol! I'm still waiting for my marhall stacks to shoot, maybe they need more fertiliser.

chris77

Did they look like this? ? ???