How to relic your guitar

flatfourfan

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.guitargeek.com/chat/guitars-6/how-relic-your-guitar-yourself-step-step-pics-87288/

this is nuts.

Bob-Dubery

You have no idea.

A while back I got to see a Marc Maingard classical (with freaking Brazilian rosewood back and sides!!!!) that had been turned into a bedside lamp.

A hole in the sides for the flex to go through. A light bulb socket screwed inside the guitar. Eish...

giggsy

After seeing some of those pics, I sooooooo wish I understood Russian. What's up with the one in the gun box? Or tied to a tree? Good excuse for a Durban holiday, "But honey, while we are there I can bury my guitar at the beach."

flatfourfan

Giggsy wrote: After seeing some of those pics, I sooooooo wish I understood Russian. What's up with the one in the gun box? Or tied to a tree? Good excuse for a Durban holiday, "But honey, while we are there I can bury my guitar at the beach."

Yeah the one of it tied to a tree looking kinky as hell.

Bob-Dubery

Any of ya'll want your guitars reliced then I can be of assistance ?

MikeM

http://translate.google.co.za/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&u=http://www.guitars.ru/06/info.php%3Fz891&ei=HoCUTdKiBomAvgPwtrmGDA&sa=X&oi=translate&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CCAQ7gEwAA&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dhttp://www.guitars.ru/06/info.php%253Fz891%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3DBhI%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB?fficial%26prmd%3Divns

flatfourfan

MikeM wrote: http://translate.google.co.za/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&u=http://www.guitars.ru/06/info.php%3Fz891&ei=HoCUTdKiBomAvgPwtrmGDA&sa=X&oi=translate&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CCAQ7gEwAA&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dhttp://www.guitars.ru/06/info.php%253Fz891%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3DBhI%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB?fficial%26prmd%3Divns

now that I read that, I prefered the Russian........

" Stratocaster in an accessible planar composition to direct projection of the earth. "

WTF??

RobK

flatfourfan wrote: " Stratocaster in an accessible planar composition to direct projection of the earth. "

WTF??

It's good for throwing mud at? ??? :roflmao:

MikeM

The translation is sketchy... But I think it'll be ok to get an idea of what they were saying in the earlier pages

flatfourfan

MikeM wrote: The translation is sketchy... But I think it'll be ok to get an idea of what they were saying in the earlier pages

this is a good translation...................I use online translators a lot and always have a giggle.............lol.

Charlie4

Just want to let you guys know, my server got bombarded with viruses and spyware minutes after I visited that Russian site, don't know if it's purely coincidence but I'm letting you know nonetheless.

Russians and spying I don't trust.

Crazy what people would do to relic a guitar, throw it in a swamp? ???

raithza

i just guess that's the lengths people have to go to to get some mojo into a strat, hey

flatfourfan

raithza wrote: i just guess that's the lengths people have to go to to get some mojo into a strat, hey

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!