How many sound men does it take to change a light bulb?

Bob-Dubery

One.

Upon finding no replacement, he takes the original apart, repairs it with a chewing gum wrapper and duct tape, changes the screw mount to bayonet mount, finds an appropriate patch cable, and re-installs the bulb fifty feet from where it should have been, to the satisfaction of the rest of the band.

racman

None!!

It's the last thing they will think of ... it must be faulty cabling or connections ! ? ? ? ?

Ok, I'll close the door behind me.

PeteM

None... they leave it to the lighting guy.

Tonedef

And the light bulb will still sound kak afterwards.

racman

Who's got the "Light Bulb Instruction Manual"?

AndrewD

None - he will pretend to change it and then tell you that it's perfect.

Renesongs

AFAIK 1 - He'll take out his lighter check that the light fader is at union and tell you that everyone else can see but you maybe your guitar is too dark.

aja

he will blame the bass player. he is quiet so must be hiding something.

Jacquesg4j

The question is... How many does it change dyslectics to take a lightbulb?

MikeM

How many architecture students does it take to change a light bulb? 1. But the bloody thing is still not working!!! (I think the switch has gone on my light)

Tonedef

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up to the fixture while the world revolves around'im ?

Gearhead

How many psychs does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the bulb must want to change...

Wizard

None.
Sound men don't have "light bulb" moments.

Explorerlover

Tonedef wrote How many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up to the fixture while the world revolves around'im ?

No....10 , one to change it and the others to stand back and think how they could've done it better... ?

Jack-Flash-Jr

AndrewD wrote None - he will pretend to change it and then tell you that it's perfect.

FTW!

AndrewD

Explorerlover wrote
Tonedef wrote How many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up to the fixture while the world revolves around'im ?
No....10 , one to change it and the others to stand back and think how they could've done it better... ?

Kinda the way this thread is going.... should be renamed to "How many guitarists does it take to tell a joke" ?

Explorerlover

Tonedef

AndrewD wrote
Explorerlover wrote
Tonedef wrote How many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up to the fixture while the world revolves around'im ?
No....10 , one to change it and the others to stand back and think how they could've done it better... ?
Roffel, its also 10. One to tell it and the others to sit pondering for a funnier rejoinder ?