I thought I'd share the following truth about IT guys (being one myself)

ConradP · 2008-09-11T13:33:06+00:00

Baruch Binary is the NSA’s most gifted software architect. His arrival at the agency might have seemed inauspicious to an uninformed observer as he innocently and conscientiously enquired about the audibility of the lawnmower in his head. Now in any other industry this would have garnered the young Baruch the minimum of a written warning but since he was appointed as software developer, this very event earned him the position of chief software architect…the next day. Because in the IT industry the following is true: α=∑_1^∀▒!/t where α is productivity, t is an integer < ∀, ∀ is your age in years and ! is a measure of insanity. This means, your productivity is the sum of your insanity divided by all the integers between 0 and your current age. Baruch was 30 when he joined the NSA so this formula served him quite well. Conrad

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